The
Story of Princess Leia, Pez Dispenser
--(Scroll down to go straight to the photos!)--
It was a joyous day in September, 1999. My cousin Bob and his beloved
Julie had brought us all together on the occasion of their wedding in
beautiful Omaha, Nebraska. At their reception we were shocked to see a
stranger sitting at our table. Why, it was none other than Her Plastic
Highness, Princess Leia, Pez Dispenser.
It's true--she showed up stag at my cousin's wedding! Her boldness paid
off as she quickly rounded up a new retinue. We introduced her to the
entire family. We helped her establish communications with local religious
and political leaders (those would be the minister and my cousin Steve,
member of the Ventura administration). We helped her enjoy all of our
"quaint" Earthly wedding traditions--wedding cake, dancing,
drinking, signing the guest book, even a little basketball!
Since then Leia has become a regular fellow traveler. She joined Bob and
Julie on their honeymoon to Banff. She followed me to Stanford, where I
invited her along on trips to Yosemite, Viet Nam, Thailand, Peru, and
Mexico. Then in the fall of 2001 she went to Paris (for another wedding),
and then she insisted on personally cheering on cousin Cyndi as she ran a
marathon in Hawaii to raise money to fight Leukemia.
What's up next for our favorite portable plastic royal person? Rumor has
it she's contemplated a trip all the way across the Pacific. It wasn't my
idea--someone told her that they still have an Emperor over there. I think
she means business this time. She's packing her little plastic
light-saber. And some extra Pez. Wish her luck!
You can just scroll down, or click on one of these links to learn about a
particular visit: Omaha, Banff, California, Paris, Hawaii, Japan
(NEW!!).
Omaha!
This was Her Plastic Highness's coming out party.

Chris and Cyndi welcome Ms. Dispenser to the party.

Cousin Bob and newly-minted cousin Julie enjoy
royal felicitations.

Her Plastic Highness formally greets cousin Debra's
husband, Steve, an official representative of the Minnesota sector
of Earth's government.

Unca Don and Aunt Sharry introduce the Princess to
Earth's senior religious leader (at the reception). The Princess
liked him, but she said she'd stick with the Force.

Her Royal Plastic Highness inducted all of the
cousins into the Rebel Alliance.

Paul introduces Ms. Dispenser to uncle Frank. She
liked Frank, but he told me she was "pretty ignorant for
someone so stuck-up."

Matt takes her to meet Aunt Eunice.

The Princess insisted on signing the guestbook...

...and she was great with the kids!

Dude! She brought Pez!

Her Plastic Highness insisted on ordering a drink.
We weren't sure that was a good idea... she's pretty small.

Then she got a little tipsy and wandered off on her
own. Without her escort, she found it hard to get any attention...

...so she ended up hanging out with the band.

Then the dancing started, and Ms. Dispenser joined
right in!

Chris would never let a (single) lady dance alone.

As the night wore on, Her Plastic Highness scarfed
down more than her share of cake...

...and she kept drinking other people's champagne!

You probably saw it coming... Ms. Dispenser ended
up causing quite a scene.

After we all went home, she kept on partying! (She
claims not to remember who dunked her.)
And that's how the night came to an end. Her
Plastic Highness called us all a bunch of party wimps, and charged
us to make it up to her by entering into an indefinite period of
servitude as royal escorts. How could we say no? All I can say so
far is that "indefinite" is a long time. |
Banff!
And she went on the honeymoon, too! If you're going
to have a third wheel, she might as well be quiet, plastic and
portable.

Her Plastic Highness says Bob's a better mount than
a Ton-Ton. And he knows how to find all the pretty spots!

The Princess tried to make up by helping out with
the cooking, but her taste in food is a little... on the sweet
side. |
Northern California! Cousin Cyndi
and Her Plastic Highness take in a breathtaking view of the
Northern California coastline. |
Paris! My brother pictured
here holding the door for Princess Leia during her recent visit to Le Bon
Marche in Paris.
Hawaii! The princess enjoys a
fab view of Waikiki as she recovers from helping cousin Cyndi run
that marathon.
Japan!
Click here to read Her Royal
Plastic Highness's personal diary entries for her mission to Japan!

Her Pez-Dispensing Majesty also went to Japan. HRPH at
Himeji-jo castle in the quarters of another Princess from a bygone era. We
can only wonder what she's thinking...
Copyright 2002 |